Michael tells Gob about his flirtation with Marta. Meanwhile, George-Michael tries to determine whether he and Maeby are related by blood.Darren, Kyle and Sarah watch Tobias and Lindsay get intimate.

Michael delivers a speech about love that makes Marta realize she has feelings for him. George-Michael realizes that Maeby might not be his cousin.Darren, Lan and Emily chant speech, speech, speech to no one in particular.

After having a tough time getting George-Michael admitted to a private school, Michael hires an attractive publicist to change the family's image.Darren, Caleb and Erin talk all about Jessie, and how she'd gone too far.

When Buster asks George-Michael to buy him marijuana to treat Lucille Austero's vertigo, Michael stages a phony bust to teach George-Michael a lesson.Tricia, Matthew and Darren learn why you always leave a podcast episode.

Michael decides to expose Marta to Gob's womanizing by having her participate in a magic trick that involves one of Gob's many girlfriends.Darren talks to Ryan and Jim about the gothic arsehole.

The family attorney arranges George Sr.'s release from prison for Christmas. Later, George-Michael has to wear an embarrassing codpeice in a pageant.Darren, Sammi and Jordan meet Barry Zuckercorn and Wayne Jarvis. One is a professional, the other...not s

Michael loses his short-term memory after he and Lucille have a car accident. George-Michael and Maeby want to see an R-rated movie about cousins in love.Darren, Corin and Andrew like a bicentennial as much as the next person, but they're not going to an

Michael trades in his bicycle for his father's car and ends up giving a ride to a complete stranger who mistakes Michael for a killer.Jason and Steve join Darren to talk about Mr Banana Grabber and the whole Banana Grabber family.